FAQ/Etiquette

FAQ/Etiquette

“Erotic means ‘in relation.’ Erotic is what those deep relations are and can be that engage the whole body – our heart, our mind, our spirit, our flesh. It is that moment of being exquisitely present.” – Terry Tempest Williams 

What is it okay to talk about when I email you?

It is illegal to exchange sexual acts for money and I will not respond to any solicitations for prostitution.  However I would like just as much as you would to explore our compatability before meeting.  Please feel free to bring up what might be mutual interests, whether they relate to our favorite wines, hiking trails, or aspects of sexuality.

How can I have a great appointment with you?

Be freshly showered (you’re welcome to use mine, and I always have fresh towels and toiletries) with minty fresh breath.  Place the donation in plain sight right away and then be a gentleman and excuse yourself to the restroom while I take care of it.  Plan on safety equipment and absolute physical and emotional safety for both of us.

How should I first contact you?

Email.  Tell me a little about yourself.  Be a member of p411 or include your provider references. 

Why didn’t you answer my email?

Possibly I’m just not in town and don’t have enough electricity to check and respond to emails.   In the winter, I don’t get enough electricity to check emails every day.  Alternately, we are obviously not compatible.  If your email said “u avail now?” I probably deleted it.

Do you do duos?

I would love to see you with another lady of your choosing. I am unable to make bookings for other ladies, so you will have to email both of us to set it up.

Why do you do this?

I’m passionate about real human connection in a world where most interactions are glossed over or fake.

What are your measurements?

42G-32-44

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

I have one tiny tattoo, but you won’t see it.

What kind of gifts do you like?

Tips and gifts are never ever required, but since it is a frequently asked question:

  • I would love to read your favorite book and absolutely treasure personal gifts from crafts to game meat.
  • Gift cards to Title Wave, Gullivers, REI, Prospector Outfitters, Amazon, or Alaska Battery.
  • You can find my Amazon wishlist here.

Will you travel to me?

If I’m not already planning to be in your area I can make a special trip for an appointment of at least four hours if you are on the road system, six hours if not.  A fifty percent deposit is required before I come to you.

Will you travel with me?

Sure! Assuming we’ve already met and enjoy each other’s company, I’d love to.

Will you take me to The Wilderness or show me around Alaska?

Possibly! Email me and let’s talk about it.

When will you be here?

Check out my schedule page and subscribe over on the left to get email updates.

I am disabled, trans, or nervous, do you see people like me?

Yes, I do, as long as you are 35 or older.

Are you racist?

No, I’m not – I am ageist though, you must be 35 or older.

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