Hey friends, Wow, what a crazy summer, huh? I’ve mostly still been home, getting wilder and happier by the day in the woods. All my cabbage bolted but I’ve got healthy tomato and squash and pea plants, along with cilantro and catnip and other herbs. I’ve caught and smoked some salmon and caught up with some building projects around here. Along with my garden, I’ve grown out all my hair and have a full bush now that I’m thinking about…
Y’all, what if the coronavirus is a conspiracy to put sex workers out of work? Where are the YouTube videos about THAT? Anyways. I’m still available for longer appointments and fly me to yous, and I might have an incall day in Fairbanks if it stays virus free for a whole month, but long term I’m shifting my focus to other projects. It’s been amazing – life changing, really – to spend so much time at home without traveling. Sleeping…
Hi friends, In light of our president’s announcement a few hours ago that he would close the borders to citizens returning from Europe and then the follow up announcement from Homeland Security that he can’t do that but they might quarantine us in internment camps, I’ve changed my return date! I should be back in Fairbanks Friday night. I thought none of you would want to see me, but I have been getting inquiries. On the one hand, I have…
Hi Friends, I’m still in Fairbanks! On the 21st I’ll be leaving for Amsterdam, Prague, and adventures yet to be planned. I’m starting my usual tax time special now, since it will be almost tax time when I get back. Get a deal on an overnight or an all day session and save me from the IRS at the same time:
Well, friends, I had plans for this summer but life had other plans and I seem to be in Fairbanks for the foreseeable future. It’s shaping up to be a nice lazy summer of construction projects and helping out a loved one during a health crisis. Are you my pleasurable diversion? With that said: OMG no I am not “avail now.” When you text me “avail now?” I am: on my stomach in the dirt digging a hole, hiking with…
This month I am in: June 12-14: Anchorage June 14-18: Homer, very limited availability only with pre-booking June 19-22: Juneau June 22-24: Anchorage As always, I appreciate those of you who plan ahead by a couple days. ❤️
March 9-11: Anchorage March 11-12: Kenai March 12: limited evening availability in Anchorage March 14-15: Fairbanks Mid March through Mid April: limited availability for gentlemen who prebook in Fairbanks.
Hey you, I’m going to be in Williston, Minot, and Fargo February 27th through March 7th. I’m thinking: 2/27 – 3/2 Williston 3/2-4 Fargo 3/4-5 Minot 3/5-7 Williston but let me know if you have specific date/location requests for longer dates. I might be in Minneapolis the night of the 7th. I’ll be in: Anchorage March 8-11th, Kenai March 11-12th And then I’m going home for a break! In January and February I was home for a whole month and…
Hi friends, Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written! I’m in Hawaii right now and it’s so much nicer than the slush I drove through to get to the airport. I’ll be available in Kauai November 24-27, and back in Anchorage December 4. xoxo, River
