Returning friends, feel free to text me at my secret number if you have it or email (writetoriver@protonmail.ch).

Prospective new friends: I’m a bit selective about meeting new people. I prefer to only have positive experiences, as well as to protect my privacy and that of my current clients. That said, if your reference is one of my good friends, you’re already in. Fill out this form and if your screening info checks out I’ll contact you via your preferred method shortly.