Alaska Grown Escort & Intimacy Artist: The Thinking Man's Companion

Hi Friends,

First of all, there’s been some scary stuff happening with the Internet and the laws!  The day before yesterday two federal bills (FOSTA & SESTA) cleared both congress and the senate that very broadly change the way we can use the Internet.  So far cityvibe, TER forums, and the craigslist dating section have been removed from the internet.  As things continue to progress I’m not sure where people like you and I will find each other, so it is important to stay in touch. Follow me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and join my mailing list. If you don’t mind being contacted email me (writetoriver@gmail.com) or text me (907-947-4875) with your name and city and I’ll text or email when I’m coming there. Over the next few days there may be some changes as I shift my email and website hosting to overseas providers.

Whew. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, hi! I hope you’re all having a great spring. I’ve been enjoying the warm weather and extra snow.

Right now I’m at home a few hours from Fairbanks.  I’d love to come see you there in the next week or so, especially if you want an appointment of a couple hours or more.

April 2nd and 3rd I’ll be in Anchorage before leaving for a very exciting international trip! Watch my Instagram for pics.

I’ll be back in Anchorage April 18-20 (to plan for then, email me! My phone won’t work while I’m out of the country).

After that I will be available in Fairbanks with a little advance planning and mostly only for longer engagements.

xoxo,

River

PS – I am doing the Instagram thing!  I’m using it mostly to share pictures of my wilderness life, and a few sexy shots.  Follow me @AlaskaGrownCompanion

Aloha Hawaii!

BP suddenly has a 140 character limit, and I simply need more words than that to introduce myself, so I’m making this blog post.

I’m an intimacy artist and professional companion visiting your lovely islands from Alaska.  I’m a tall, red haired, all natural goddess.  During our time together, I live completely in the moment with you and strive to form a fun and deep connection.  Here are my travel dates:

Kona: Nov 2-4

Kauaii: Nov 9-11 and 14-16

Kona: Nov 16-19

Hilo : available for outcalls now!

I’m offering $50 off my regular rates for friends who book in advance.  My regular rates are:

1hr = $300

2hrs = $500

4hrs = $900

overnight =  $1800

I can’t wait to meet you!  Feel free to click around here for more pictures, info, and reviews, and then email me at writetoriver@gmail.com or call or text me at 907-947-4875.

xoxo,

River

Hey you,

I’m coming to Anchorage! I’ll be there Thursday afternoon and I would love to see you. Ask about my PFD overnight special!

xoxo,

River

 

PS – New pics!

Hey you,

Something quick and crazy came up and I jumped on it and now I’m just 6 hours from Anchorage! I only have a day or so in the big city, and I’d love you to help me make the most of it!

xoxo,

River

PS – if you miss me this time don’t worry, I’ll be back for PFD shopping! Make plans with me now!

Fairbanks friends,

I’m back!  I’m in Fairbanks for the next couple weeks mostly helping out my family, but I am available for outcalls with advance notice.

xoxo,

River

Hi Anchorage,

I’m here!  And I’ll be here until the 21st.

I’m mostly booked up for the next couple days and mostly open after that, but please still do pre-book.  If nobody pre-books I might not even have an incall when you contact me, and if everyone pre-books I might not be available when you want me – so just plan ahead by a day or two, okay?

I also want to talk to some of you about the pressuring for last minute appointments.  If you contact me and I say I’m booked for the day it doesn’t mean you should try to get me to squeeze you in somewhere.  I have a particular number of gentlemen that I’ve chosen not to see any more than per day.   I’m not going to say what the number is because it doesn’t make me any better or worse than anyone who sees more or less people in a day – it’s just the number that allows me to still make quality connections with people at the end of the day.  That limit keeps me sane, happy, and well reviewed, so please stop asking me to squeeze you in when I’ve already told you I’m booked for the day.

If you’re one of the 90% of guys who never do that, please don’t take this blog post personally, I just wanted to put it out there because some people are blowing up my phone this morning.

xoxo,

River

PS – here’s a couple pics from the other day.

 

 

 

Lately I’ve been pondering a lot about how a whole generation of gentlemen are aging out of this arena.  There have been a lot of changes in escorting over the last few years and I find many younger men just don’t know how to act.  If that’s you, here are some tips:

1. Research – just a little time spent on websites can help you be sure you’re contacting the right lady for you.
2. Introduce yourself – you’ve read all about me and seen pictures, but I don’t even know your name.  Try, “Hi, I’m ___.  I’m a __ year old guy in ___.”
3. When and for how long and in what city do you want to meet?  Just come out with it already.
4. Plan ahead – hopefully by a couple days, but at least by a couple hours.  Women are not pizza, we are not just sitting around with perfect make up waiting for your call (unless we’re on tour), and we’re not going to be hot and at your door in 10 minutes.  For one special friend I have left a party around a campfire and gone straight to their house – but most of you don’t want me straight from the campfire.  More importantly, showing that you respect a lady’s time enough to plan your encounter will set you up for a much better interaction.
5. Don’t ask for illegal services or substances.  If a lady sees you after you’ve asked her to do something illegal she is taking a risk.  Most reputable providers won’t see you if you’ve made such a request.
6. Don’t be afraid to provide a little information.  Providers who screen do so for their own safety, not to do anything to you.
7. Remember guys, you are establishing a connection with another human being, not ordering a pizza.

 

Hey guys!  I’m Juneau!  I’m learning to make memes with my pictures!  Life feels like one big exclamation point!  Do you want to see me in Juneau?  New friends in Juneau come in at old friend rates ($300/1hr, $500/2hrs, $1500/overnight).  While I’m here you can get ahold of me at 907-947-4875.  No QVs, no last minute appointments, only seriously awesome experiences available.

Friends,

Backpage, our favorite and practically only advertising venue in Alaska, was unconstitutionally censored from the internet.  Don’t freak out!  This is like when the lights go out or you get lost in the woods: we gotta stick together and use the buddy system.  Guys, your favorite ladies are all still out here and the best thing you can do right now for the future of escorting in Alaska is get in touch with and support your local ladies.  To that end – check out the dating section on BP and the Alaska section on TNAboard.com.  If you have my number, save it.  If we’re not already connected on social media, friend/follow me.

I’m in Anchorage for the next few days and I’d love to see you!  Get in touch.

xoxo,

River

 

 

Hey you,

I’m looking for one good man to ring in the new year with!  We’ll have our own intimate private hot tub party and at midnight we’ll kiss under the mistletoe.

If you want this too, get in touch ASAP!  I’m offering $50 off any multi hour session to my “soulmate of the night” who says goodbye to this crazy year and hello to 2017 with me.

xoxo,

River