Alaska Grown Escort & Intimacy Artist: The Thinking Man's Companion

I bet some of you who are email subscribed to my blog are confused to be getting this after 3 1/2 years!

The truth is, during the pandemic I forgot that I had this blog. I just stayed home, ate good food from the land, tried to catch up on projects, and realized I never want to go back to the hectic travel schedule I had before the pandemic.

These days I make it to Anchorage two or three times a year, and Fairbanks more frequently as requested by my regulars. It’s been nice to only do longer sessions with old friends, and I think I might start making a commitment to one regular weekend a month in Fairbanks. Maybe the new moon? Maybe the full moon.

Having my old life back has meant being so much happier, healthier, and more peaceful, and I’m excited for how that’s been making my sessions feel even better. Getting older in this industry is pretty sweet.

I miss you all that I haven’t seen in years. Let’s reconnect this summer!

xoxo,

River

Anchorage! It’s been a whole year! The virus numbers are finally down below 15 per 100,000 people so I’m coming back! I’ll be there Thursday the 25th through at least Monday. I miss all my Anchorage friends so much! I feel all new (in the “bushy” sense and the industry sense) and nervous. What is it even like in Anchorage now?

Because of the pandemic I have a two hour ($500) minimum. Because taxes are about to be due and my vehicle is dying and my house needs a new roof, I’m offering a special on multi-day appointments (3 days for the price of 2 ($4k)). Also, for longer appointments, I may be open to partial trades for ammo (308, 22, 22 mag). I know it’s been a while, so I’m including a recent pic at the bottom.

I’m so excited to see you soon!

xoxo,

River

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Hey friends,

Wow, what a crazy summer, huh? I’ve mostly still been home, getting wilder and happier by the day in the woods. All my cabbage bolted but I’ve got healthy tomato and squash and pea plants, along with cilantro and catnip and other herbs. I’ve caught and smoked some salmon and caught up with some building projects around here. Along with my garden, I’ve grown out all my hair and have a full bush now that I’m thinking about keeping. Are you a fan of the all natural look?

Although I’ve worked in all different areas of the adult industry at different times, this is the longest I’ve ever gone without doing some kind of entertainment work. It’s given me time to reconsider the hows and whys that I prefer to bring to my work – and the speed at which I was living my life before. I was so rushed that it became normal for me to hurry through sessions rather than savoring them as I prefer to. Thankfully/unfortunately a pandemic came along to remind me what’s important.

Anyways. I had hoped to work a little before the second wave hit, but I definitely missed that boat. I’ll be in Fairbanks in about a week to finish an important project, and if you make me the right offer I’d love to see you while I’m there! I probably won’t see more than one or two people (or maybe none?) because I don’t want to be spreading the virus between people, and I have elders in my life who’s health is my priority.

Want to support me in a socially distant way? I have two options:

• I have 8 artful pictures of me nude in the snow and trees that came out really well. I’m using a pay what you want model, so if you want, reply (to writetoriver@protonmail.ch) and tell me how much you want to pay, I’ll tell you the payment options, you’ll pay, and I’ll email you some pictures.
• Buy me stuff! Be sure to put your name in the note field so I can thank you. If you sent me a gift and I haven’t thanked you, I’m so sorry, but your name probably didn’t come through. Here’s my pandemic wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1238HP65W9IDH?ref_=wl_share

Thanks so much to the few of you who’ve been sending gifts, and the one of you who’s been sending cash. I couldn’t have made it this far without you.

xoxo,

River

Y’all, what if the coronavirus is a conspiracy to put sex workers out of work? Where are the YouTube videos about THAT?

Anyways. I’m still available for longer appointments and fly me to yous, and I might have an incall day in Fairbanks if it stays virus free for a whole month, but long term I’m shifting my focus to other projects.

It’s been amazing – life changing, really – to spend so much time at home without traveling. Sleeping in my bed every night on mostly the same schedule. Hunting and usually racing to eat meat hanging in the smoker. Tapping birch trees and making birch wine. The life I always wanted, and even built for myself, was waiting for me at home all this time. I’m not sure what that means for my future in this business, or even what the future of this business will be.

I still have a quarantine wishlist, if you’re feeling generous: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1238HP65W9IDH?ref_=wl_share

Hi friends,

In light of our president’s announcement a few hours ago that he would close the borders to citizens returning from Europe and then the follow up announcement from Homeland Security that he can’t do that but they might quarantine us in internment camps, I’ve changed my return date! I should be back in Fairbanks Friday night.

I thought none of you would want to see me, but I have been getting inquiries. On the one hand, I have no symptoms and haven’t been in any high risk situations. On the other hand, I was at one very crowded attraction where a lot of people were speaking Italian just a couple days before the Italian border closed and I would really hate to be Alaska’s patient zero. Back on the other hand, my bills do want to be paid…

As soon as I land I’ll try to get tested, and if I’m not patient zero I’ll be available Sunday/Monday in Fairbanks. Email me to book – Writetoriver@protonmail.ch – cause my phone is in Alaska. I don’t meet the criteria to be tested. I’ve been advised to self quarantine for 14 days.

After that, I’m gonna hide out at home in the woods like my elders advise until this is over. Wanna help me survive the apocalypse? I made a wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1238HP65W9IDH?ref_=wl_share

Sex workers: need a free place to ride out the pandemic? Love rice, beans, isolation and chopping wood? I’ve got a guest cabin for you.

xoxo,

River

Hi Friends,

I’m still in Fairbanks! On the 21st I’ll be leaving for Amsterdam, Prague, and adventures yet to be planned.

I’m starting my usual tax time special now, since it will be almost tax time when I get back. Get a deal on an overnight or an all day session and save me from the IRS at the same time:

Well, friends, I had plans for this summer but life had other plans and I seem to be in Fairbanks for the foreseeable future. It’s shaping up to be a nice lazy summer of construction projects and helping out a loved one during a health crisis. Are you my pleasurable diversion?

With that said: OMG no I am not “avail now.” When you text me “avail now?” I am: on my stomach in the dirt digging a hole, hiking with teenagers, taking a friend to a doctors appointment, sitting around a campfire covered in dirt and smoke, etc.

I am available for: outcall with trusted regulars or to hotels for well screened new friends who schedule at least a half day ahead, incalls of 2+ hrs for friends who schedule at least a half day ahead, and one hour incalls on my regular 1 night a week incall (generally Thursday or Friday, but not this week). Text me! Or email me! Let’s make some sweet summer memories.

 

 

This month I am in:

June 12-14: Anchorage

June 14-18: Homer, very limited availability only with pre-booking

June 19-22: Juneau

June 22-24: Anchorage

As always, I appreciate those of you who plan ahead by a couple days. ❤️

March 9-11: Anchorage

March 11-12: Kenai

March 12: limited evening availability in Anchorage

March 14-15: Fairbanks

Mid March through Mid April: limited availability for gentlemen who prebook in Fairbanks.