Y’all, what if the coronavirus is a conspiracy to put sex workers out of work? Where are the YouTube videos about THAT?
Anyways. I’m still available for longer appointments and fly me to yous, and I might have an incall day in Fairbanks if it stays virus free for a whole month, but long term I’m shifting my focus to other projects.
It’s been amazing – life changing, really – to spend so much time at home without traveling. Sleeping in my bed every night on mostly the same schedule. Hunting and usually racing to eat meat hanging in the smoker. Tapping birch trees and making birch wine. The life I always wanted, and even built for myself, was waiting for me at home all this time. I’m not sure what that means for my future in this business, or even what the future of this business will be.
I still have a quarantine wishlist, if you’re feeling generous: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1238HP65W9IDH?ref_=wl_share
In light of our president’s announcement a few hours ago that he would close the borders to citizens returning from Europe and then the follow up announcement from Homeland Security that he can’t do that but they might quarantine us in internment camps, I’ve changed my return date! I should be back in Fairbanks Friday night.
I thought none of you would want to see me, but I have been getting inquiries. On the one hand, I have no symptoms and haven’t been in any high risk situations. On the other hand, I was at one very crowded attraction where a lot of people were speaking Italian just a couple days before the Italian border closed and I would really hate to be Alaska’s patient zero. Back on the other hand, my bills do want to be paid…
As soon as I land I’ll try to get tested, and if I’m not patient zero I’ll be available Sunday/Monday in Fairbanks. Email me to book – Writetoriver@protonmail.ch – cause my phone is in Alaska. I don’t meet the criteria to be tested. I’ve been advised to self quarantine for 14 days.
After that, I’m gonna hide out at home in the woods like my elders advise until this is over. Wanna help me survive the apocalypse? I made a wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1238HP65W9IDH?ref_=wl_share
Sex workers: need a free place to ride out the pandemic? Love rice, beans, isolation and chopping wood? I’ve got a guest cabin for you.
Well, friends, I had plans for this summer but life had other plans and I seem to be in Fairbanks for the foreseeable future. It’s shaping up to be a nice lazy summer of construction projects and helping out a loved one during a health crisis. Are you my pleasurable diversion?
With that said: OMG no I am not “avail now.” When you text me “avail now?” I am: on my stomach in the dirt digging a hole, hiking with teenagers, taking a friend to a doctors appointment, sitting around a campfire covered in dirt and smoke, etc.
I am available for: outcall with trusted regulars or to hotels for well screened new friends who schedule at least a half day ahead, incalls of 2+ hrs for friends who schedule at least a half day ahead, and one hour incalls on my regular 1 night a week incall (generally Thursday or Friday, but not this week). Text me! Or email me! Let’s make some sweet summer memories.
I’m going to be in Williston, Minot, and Fargo February 27th through March 7th. I’m thinking:
2/27 – 3/2 Williston
but let me know if you have specific date/location requests for longer dates.
I might be in Minneapolis the night of the 7th.
I’ll be in:
Anchorage March 8-11th,
Kenai March 11-12th
And then I’m going home for a break! In January and February I was home for a whole month and it was glorious! I feel completely refreshed and I’m going to make staying home more for longer a major priority in 2019.
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Please understand that I always screen. Depending on how you contact me, it may be completely behind the scenes and you won’t have to do anything, or I may ask you for additional information or a reference. If you won’t provide either a reference or the additional info requested, we will not meet.
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